Jordin Sparks' New Song Is Gayer Than Elton John. I Loves It, Natch.

Seriously, Jordin Sparks just released pretty much the gayest song of her career. As if swiping a title used by Rihanna, The Jonas Brothers and ABBA wasn't queer friendly enough, she samples the Shannon classic "Let The Music Play" and creates the kind of club single girlfriend needs to get the gay boys behind her. Because being a full figured American Idol winner with pipes for days wasn't enough? I mean seriously, she's one rehab stint away from Gay Icon status as is. She just needed to release "SOS" earlier in Pride season and she'd be the new Diva du Jour.

"SOS" is fire-hot and hopefully will become the hit that "Battlefield" never became. She doesn't get to use her vocal prowess as much, but it's such a fabulous dance song I don't really care. I can't stop playing to it! Listen: