Monday, November 9, 2009

New Gaga! "Dance In The Dark" Shows Why The Fame Monster Is Pretty Much The Most Fabulous Thing To Happen In 2009

For all the gays crying into their cosmos over our decidedly unfabulous loss of marriage rights in Maine, Lady Gaga has some advice: "Dance In The Dark"

OK, so the newly leaked track (from The Fame Monster) is not about gay marriage, but it's pretty much the gayest song from Lady Gaga. (You didn't think she could top "Boys Boys Boys", but she did.) Complete with eighties synths, a "Vogue"-style breakdown in the middle listing every icon and diva ever (including a Princess Diana shoutout that kills!) and chorus so catchy I had it memorized after three listens, "Dance In The Dark" is literally my favorite song of all time, and I've only just heard it today.

I really hope this is a single, not just an album track. Because girlfriend's "Bad Romance" is so fucking hot, it needs something just as spicy to keep the glitter train rolling all the way to the Haus Of Gaga. Listen: (if YouTube clip disappears, listen at The Hype Machine)

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